-"LICK HER!"

-"You know like 'tap dat ass'"

-"We don't say 'I'd hit that', we'd either say 'I'd tap that or....'
--"What the hell are you tapping?"*tapes fingers on shoulder*
---"Not that kind of tapping, it's two things tapping together."
----*slaps head* "We know that!"
-----"I just had to give you a visual."

-"Freakin adorable"

-"If I could carve off all my fat, I WOULD!"

-"Get off of me you rapist!"

-"You two are the whitest people I know."
--"You just hate us cause we're black."

-"I have mad tongue skills."

-"She likes stiff things in her mouth."
--"Well...*ahem*...you wanna make a new friend?"

-"I have entertainment in my sack."

-"I've been told that I have a ghetto bootie."

-"Old McDonald had a farm, B-I-N-G-O."


Zippy if you have anymore, let me know and I'll add em.

*into drive-thru* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH HHHH."

*in telletubbie voice* "Ooh, I love Orientals."